Meet you on the couch at 8:00 p.m. Eastern? Bring the chips, we'll bring a bevvie or two. Hope we can get the remote away from Zoey.

WINNER!

Scotty McCreery

RUNNER-UP

Lauren Alaina

RESULTS (elimination prediction)

Zinni's Prediction vs. Actual Outcome
Scotty McCreery - Lauren Alaina

Zoey's Prediction vs. Actual Outcome
Lauren Alaina - Lauren Alaina

SCORES (Running Totals)

Zinni: 14 out of 23
Zoey: 14 out of 23

That means Zinni and Zoey finish the season tied in their goal of Perfect Prognostication. Perfect being a less-than-stellar 61% correct. Maybe we need some new cats in here.

Who will be your Season 10 American Idol? Here's what the Prognosticats say:

PREDICTIONS

Zinni
Should go home: Scotty McCreery
Will go home: Scotty McCreery

Zoey
Should go home: Scotty McCreery
Will go home: Lauren Alaina

So one vote for confetti on Lauren, one for confetti on Scotty. And one vote for tuna.

Aired 5/24/11

It's the 2011 American Idol season 10 finale, otherwise known as Country Music Night, matching up Lauren Alaina and Scotty McCreery. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

First, contestants will sing their own favorite song from the season. Then, the Idols' idols will choose a song for them: Carrie Underwood for Lauren and George Strait for Scotty. The third song will be the one specifically chosen as each contestant's first single if they win.

Once again, Zinni is bowing out. She is underwhelmed by Season 10 in general.

RATING SYSTEM

Litterbox Level

Paws-itively Purr-fect

CONTESTANTS' FAVORITE SONG FROM THE SEASON

Scotty McCreery

Gone by Montgomery Gentry
Zoey 

Lauren Alaina

Flat on the Floor by Carrie Underwood
Zoey

IDOLS' IDOLS PICK

Scotty McCreery

Check Yes or No by George Strait
Zoey

Lauren Alaina

Maybe It Was Memphis by Pam Tillis
Zoey

FIRST SINGLE

Scotty McCreery

I Love You This Big
Zoey

Lauren Alaina

Like My Mother Does
Zoey

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JUDGING THE JUDGES

Steven

Jennifer

Randy

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CATTICISMS

Zoey: So both Scotty and Lauren get a total of 8 paws tonight; too close to call. If I never hear the term "in it to win it" again, it will be too soon. *hairball*

Seacrest out!

ELIMINATED

Haley Reinhart

RESULTS

Zinni's Prediction vs. Actual Outcome
Haley Reinhart - Haley Reinhart

Zoey's Prediction vs. Actual Outcome
Lauren Alaina - Haley Reinhart

SCORES (Running Totals)

Zinni: 14 out of 22
Zoey: 13 out of 22

Who will make it to the big finale? Here's what the Prognosticats say:

PREDICTIONS

Zinni
Should go home: Scotty McCreery
Will go home: Haley Reinhart

Zoey
Should go home: Scotty McCreery
Will go home: Lauren Alaina

Aired 5/18/11

The 2011 American Idol top 3 will sing 3 songs tonight: the first of their choosing, the second chosen by Jimmy Iovine, and the third by the judges. Beyonce is mentoring. And Zoey is going it alone again. Zinni is mowing the lawn.

RATING SYSTEM

Litterbox Level

Paws-itively Purr-fect

CONTESTANTS' CHOICE

Scotty McCreery

Amazed by Lonestar
Zoey

Lauren Alaina

Wild One by Faith Hill
Zoey

Haley Reinhart

What Is and What Should Never Be by Led Zeppelin
Zoey

JIMMY'S CHOICE

Scotty McCreery

Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not by Thompson Square
Zoey

Lauren Alaina

If I Die Young by The Band Perry
Zoey

Haley Reinhart

Rhiannon by Stevie Nicks
Zoey

JUDGES' CHOICE

Scotty McCreery

She Believes In Me by Kenny Rogers
Zoey

Lauren Alaina

I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack
Zoey

Haley Reinhart

You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette
Zoey

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JUDGING THE JUDGES

Steven

Jennifer

Randy

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CATTICISMS

Zinni: It's like the judges don't even care whether the idols sing well anymore. Or did they ever? Not this season, that's for sure. On the plus side, Scotty held the microphone fairly straight tonight.

Zoey: Randy is going to drive me up the wall. What channel is The Voice on again? Meow.

Seacrest out!

ELIMINATED

James Durbin

RESULTS

Zinni's Prediction vs. Actual Outcome
Haley Reinhart - James Durbin

Zoey's Prediction vs. Actual Outcome
Haley Reinhart - James Durbin

SCORES (Running Totals)

Zinni: 13 out of 21
Zoey: 13 out of 21

Who will make it to the top 3 and get a trip back home that has to take place in its entirety in approximately 1 hour and 19 minutes? Here's what the Prognosticats say:

PREDICTIONS

Zinni
Should go home: Lauren Alaina
Will go home: Haley Reinhart

Zoey
Should go home: Scotty McCreery
Will go home: Haley Reinhart

Aired 5/11/11

Tonight, your top 4 on American Idol will sing one song that inspires them personally and one from the Lieber and Stoller songbook. Lady Gaga is mentoring.

RATING SYSTEM

Litterbox Level

Paws-itively Purr-fect

James Durbin

Don't Stop Believing by Journey
Zinni
Zoey

Love Potion #9 by the Clovers
Zinni
Zoey

Haley Reinhart

Earth Song by Michael Jackson
Zinni
Zoey

I Who Have Nothing by Tom Jones
Zinni
Zoey

Scotty McCreery

Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning) by Alan Jackson
Zinni
Zoey

Young Blood by the Coasters
Zinni
Zoey

Lauren Alaina

Anyway by Martina McBride
Zinni
Zoey

Trouble by Elvis
Zinni
Zoey

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JUDGING THE JUDGES

Steven

Jennifer

Randy

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CATTICISMS

Zinni: Haley, honey, you don't need to growl and/or yodel in every song. And Lady Gaga is just cuckoo, plain and simple.

Zoey: I like Scotty much better when he's not touching the mic. On another subject, if Simon were still here, he'd be calling most of James' performances self-indulgent.

Seacrest out!